Yar HEY! 'Tis I, the one and only Milk of Strawberry, illegitimate daughter of Milk of White and Powder of Pink! (Hey, doesn't that Milk also have other kids, Spilt, and Chocolate? Man, he really gets around.)
To save time, just call me Milk, or Milk-chan. I am the princess, authoress, and murderess of this here blog, and I hope we'll get to be good friends.
That said, let's get this show on the road!
